Moving to Austin

Are you planning to move to Austin or any other city in Texas ?
Then let me tell you what you are moving into.

Y'all are moving to a very hot country where the gas is cheap......

1. " Don't mess with Texas " cause you might get in real trouble if you don't keep Texas highways clean.
2. Here you ought to have your own car. Even the used car market here is competitive.
3. The prestige lies not in owning a BMW or a Mercedes but a Ford Pick up F150/ Dodge Ram 3500.
4. Austin lies in the hill country corridor of Texas. A paradise surrounded by flat land.
5. Vegans, hippies or yuppies. available here in all varieties.
6. If you have a license from a different state, Texas believes you, no written test necessary.
7. Austin has rarely experienced a tornado or a hailstorm unlike Dallas, Houston and nearby areas.
8. But if you were to book domestic/ international flights from Austin, you would wish you were in Houston or Dallas.
9. Texans enjoy 0% state tax and 0% grocery tax.
10. Prices of fuel are cheap as compared to other nearby states.
11. In the months of Feb, March and April, the Cedars and Oaks of Texas test you for your allergies while the Texas highways bloom with beautiful wildflowers.
12. Oh yes. Finally do not forget to bring the grocery bags with you when you come to Austin. Plastic bags are banned here.